The Annotated 'Water for Elephants' IMDB

I'm currently reading Water for Elephants by Sara Gruen, and I was almost kind of excited to find out that a film was out there in the world. Then I found out that Robert Pattison was involved. And by involved I of course mean that he plays the protagonist. Cue emotional deflation and abject bitterness.

So, behold, I childishly went to the Water for Elephants IMDB and 'corrected' a few things. But that's only the beginning. I encourage anyone else who is bored, enraged, irritable, or, yes, bitter, to do the same. Keep it PG-13, though. Don't want to damage Pattison's delicate sensibilities.

Hopefully, this little toy works.