If You Were Curious...

Osama Bin Laden is dead! Clearly, it is crucial that we get the opinions of wackadoo 9/11 Truthers, their various wingnut contemporaries, and other dissenters who run the gamut from relatively sane to thoroughly batshit.

Jason Bermas, creator of Truther favorite Invisible Empire, tweets: “Now that the BoogeyMan is officially dead, and SuperObama has saved the day, does that mean that these unjust Wars of aggression end? Nope!

Over at Infowars, Alex Jones reports that the U.S government has actually had Bin Laden “on ice” for years. So, be sure to scan the death photos for signs of freezer burn.

Relatedly, a photographer on MSNBC’s photo blog claims that the death photos are fakes. WARNING: Graphic Images.

A contributor from Black Listed News agrees with other Truthers that Osama has long been dead. In his estimation, this is all a concerted stunt. Also Osama totally wasn’t gay, you guys. That’s just C.I.A gossip.

FederalJack.com urges Americans to forgo celebrating outside the White House in D.C because Bin Laden’s execution was “a STAGED operation.” Staged as in CAPITAL LETTERS fake. Also, their Youtube video covering the D.C celebrations is not to be missed. It is a true gem in which correspondents Bob Tuskin & co. discuss via voiceover the C.I.A's "blatant acts of B.S," and how Bin Laden's 'death' is meant to distract the public from Obama's birth certificate (which, they observe, is so totally a fake, like everything else). Oh, and the D.C & NYC revelers might be paid actors. Because it is soooo unlikely that the citizens attacked on 9/11 might be genuinely celebratory at a moment like this. Total psyop/sarcasm.

And finally, Chris Hedges quite reasonably argues that killing Osama, fireworks and party hats aside, may not turn out to be such a good thing for the United States.