So...

Same time next week?

Only with jaguars...or cicadas...or the Large Hadron Collider...or Halley's comet...or, the classic, a Flood?

I cast my vote for all of these world ending sh*t disturbing events at once. The flood will put out the fires and drown the jaguars, and then the survivors can dismantle the LHC and use the parts to build an arc. The appearance of the cicada swarm will indicate that we have sailed to the shore.

There, we will find a rainbow.

So much more compelling than the reappearance of a short, bearded Jewish man.